that sounds much less dire than the crap that gets speed read during a typical pharmaceutical ad. if you have suicidal thoughts, stop taking... may cause death. may cause anal leakage.
meanwhile, they have some stage production with singing and dancing like it's everything's going to be great on the screen with bright vivid colors and lots of action while the very monotone voice speed reads the legal crap you're too overwhelmed to hear.
meanwhile, they have some stage production with singing and dancing like it's everything's going to be great on the screen with bright vivid colors and lots of action while the very monotone voice speed reads the legal crap you're too overwhelmed to hear.